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ZARSISIPAN 00 (The invitation!)

ZARSISIPAN 01 (The warning!)

ZARSISIPAN 02 (Let the facts speak!)

ZARSISIPAN 03 (Facts, shmacts!)

ZARSISIPAN 04 (Apology?)

ZARSISIPAN 05 (-StEeL rEaPeRs- (TM)!)

ZARSISIPAN 06 (The Death of Guy?)

ZARSISIPAN 07 (Sympathy?!)

ZARSISIPAN 08 (The janitor!)

ZARSISIPAN 09 (You mock me!)

ZARSISIPAN 10 (Poetic justice!)

ZARSISIPAN 11 (The mocking continues!)

ZARSISIPAN 12 (Subtle typo?)

ZARSISIPAN 13 (Babble on!)

ZARSISIPAN 14 (You've failed!)

ZARSISIPAN 15 (Mistaken identity?)

ZARSISIPAN 16 (Lies!)

ZARSISIPAN 17 (Zartocksic industries intact?)

ZARSISIPAN 18 (Mergers and Acquisitions?)

ZARSISIPAN 19 (The Dying continues!)

ZARSISIPAN 20 (Who done it?)

ZARSISIPAN 21 (Wacky Man Wacked?)

ZARSISIPAN 22 (Postcard Guy?)

ZARSISIPAN 23 (Voting Supreme)

ZARSISIPAN 24 (A Presidential Guy)

ZARSISIPAN 25 (Well, it's LOUD)

ZARSISIPAN 26 (Cereal, Freaks and Twins)