Your recent correspondence unnerves me.  I can't express how difficult
this is to discuss.  I find myself at a loss for words, one may even go
so far as to say "speachless".  Zarsisipan has been proven time and again
to cause significant penile shrinkage, and cannot be endorsed!  No one
here requested MORE!  And referring to it as a "delectable treat" is an
outrage! 

"Pass it around the boardroom" indeed!?!?

How DARE you!!!!

You've been warned...



Mr. Shlacappigus
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