MMMMAHhhhhhaaaa   bllllllllahhhhhhhahaahvvvvvvvvvvv...

Drrrrrrrrr.  nnnnnallllahamannn      gfllaggggghhhhh.  blaca blacA!
nnarrrrrrrrrrRrrrrrrRrrbo.

Itssss  ssaaa ve  mannn   Dadaddy.  Killll de man ded.  
Ittssa  biggg un.  Mee likem donuts.  Yum yum.

BLAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
WRRANGgggggggggggGGGYYYYYYYYY!!!

NARRRRRRRRRRR....

Shmilishee?
Shmilshee?

Longo Muncheeee..  WeEeEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!


Blunk blunk.  SamboviHHH!!!  Yarno yarn.   Emmmmm blibbo!

Happpppy happppy smille Loudy.  HAPAPPAPAY Balcko blok.

MMMmmmmmmmmmMmmmm!!!

Schlegno?  Shlegno?  Shlllllllllego?  MMMMMMMMmmmmmmmmmmM!!!!!!!


Lacka lack HEYYYY!!!!!!!!


mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...  

POOOOPIES!!!!


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